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jeudi, mars 20, 2008

Idée publicitaire gratuite pour Saputo


Suite à la construction du nouveau Stade Saputo pour l'Impact de Montréal, l'équipe de soccer de la ville de Montréal, je crois que les partisans pourrais s'inspirer de ceux des Packers de Green Bay et commencer la tradition des cheeseheads dans le nouveau Stade. Non seulement cela serais un grand stunt publicitaire pour la compagnie Saputo mais de plus, imaginer l'ambiance lors de la journée cheesehead, ou tout le monde aurait son chapeau de fromage Saputo. Et cela ferais un très bel extrait pour les nouvelles du soir question d'annoncer le ou les premiers matchs au stade Saputo et ainsi augmenter la visibilité médiatique de la marque. Si jamais cela viens aux oreilles de Lino Saputo Jr, vous me ferez signe, je veux le premier cheesehead autographiées ;)

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vendredi, octobre 19, 2007

Appel à tous

Appel à tous, ne vous laissez jamais jamais jamais prendre en photo avec un accoutrement si ridicule si vous ne voulez pas que votre face se retrouve partout sur Internet. Je lui offre d'ailleurs mes plus sincères condoléances pour sa vie d'avant cette photo, elle va maintenant disparaitre à jamais.

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mardi, septembre 25, 2007

Le village des sports, version chinoise


Tout simplement impressionnant

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jeudi, août 16, 2007

Conditionnement physique


J'ai toujours détesté l'entraînement physique, pas vraiment le sport mais vraiment le fait de se retrouver dans un gymnase pendant des heures à tenter de se mettre en forme. J'ai toujours détesté l'ambiance de ce genre de lieu, rempli de gros bras tentant de se prouver je ne sait quoi et de femmes qui normalement préfererait se retrouver dans un centre de conditionnement physique pour femme au Québec plutôt que dans les salles d'entraînement cheap ou elles sont prises avec les machos mens de la place.

Pourtant, j'adore le sport, le basket-ball, le soccer, j'ai déjà fait beaucoup de snowboard et pourtant, rien n'est plus ennuyant pour moi que l'entraînement physique. Je me tanne environ après 30-45 minutes, et je suis toujours incapable de comprendre ceux qui en font pendant 2-3 heures par jour. Tant qu'à moi, j'aime autant aller à la pêche pour passer mes temps libres...

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jeudi, juin 21, 2007

A Single Second - AFI


Oh my God! My God this can't be happening!
God tell me, tell me this isn't real!
I can't believe all that I have
foreseen is finally happening.
I cannot for a single second stand the way I feel.
I always knew. I always saw it coming.
Enveloped now, encased by my worst fear.
I've never felt the nausea of longing to feel nothing,
I never wanted to cease to
exist, just disappear. Fear memories are all that lie ahead.
Never have I felt so lost. Memories dull my senses.
Fear tragedy is all that lies ahead.
Never have I felt so dead.
Once felt so warm, now I'm fucking freezing.
I am the once embraced abandoned one.
I raised my eyes up to the light in hopes of finding healing;
no relief was mine, I was burnt, by the sun.

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samedi, juin 16, 2007

I Will Be Heard

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes

I've got to take my life back
One chance to make it right
I've gotta have my voice be heard
And bring meaning to this life

'Cause I'm trusted for nothing
I've been led astray
I've been treading justice
But I won't accept this fate
I've done things I regret
And it's time to reverse the roles
Now I just wanna make it on
All the prophecies I have been
I will be...

I WILL BE
I WILL BE HEARD
I WILL BE
I WILL BE HEARD

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet (I will be heard)
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes (I will be heard)

For the worst, we prevail
So our voices will be heard
For the worst, we prevail
So our voices will be
(2x)

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes

I've got to take my life back
One chance to make it right
I've got to have my voice be heard
And bring meaning to this life

'Cause I'm trusted for nothing
I've been led astray
I've been treading justice
But I won't accept this fate
I've done things I regret
And it's time to reverse the roles
Now I just wanna make it on
All the prophecies I have been
I will be...

I WILL BE
I WILL BE HEARD
I WILL BE
I WILL BE HEARD

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet (I will be heard)
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes (I will be heard)

I WILL BE!

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vendredi, juin 01, 2007

Anti-Flag Anatomy of your enemy

10 easy steps to create an enemy and start a war:
Listen closely because we will all see this weapon used in our lives.
It can be used on a society of the most ignorant to the most highly educated.
We need to see their tactics as a weapon against humanity and not as truth.

[Chorus:]
THIS IS HOW TO CREATE AN ENEMY. THIS IS HOW TO START A WAR.
THIS IS HOW TO CREATE AN ENEMY.

First step: create the enemy. Sometimes this will be done for you.

Second step: be sure the enemy you have chosen is nothing like you.
Find obvious differences like race, language, religion, dietary habits
fashion. Emphasize that their soldiers are not doing a job,
they are heartless murderers who enjoy killing!

Third step: Once these differences are established continue to reinforce them
with all disseminated information.

Fourth step: Have the media broadcast only the ruling party's information
this can be done through state run media.
Remember, in times of conflict all for-profit media repeats the ruling party's information.
Therefore all for-profit media becomes state-run.

Fifth step: show this enemy in actions that seem strange, militant, or different.
Always portray the enemy as non-human, evil, a killing machine.

[Chorus (repeat)]

Sixth step: Eliminate opposition to the ruling party.
Create an "Us versus Them" mentality. Leave no room for opinions in between.
One that does not support all actions of the ruling party should be considered a traitor.

Seventh step: Use nationalistic and/or religious symbols and rhetoric to define all actions.
This can be achieved by slogans such as "freedom loving people versus those who hate freedom."
This can also be achieved by the use of flags.

Eighth step: Align all actions with the dominant deity.
It is very effective to use terms like, "It is god's will" or "god bless our nation."

Ninth step: Design propaganda to show that your soldiers
have feelings, hopes, families, and loved ones.
Make it clear that your soldiers are doing a duty; they do not want or like to kill.

Tenth step: Create and atmosphere of fear, and instability
and then offer the ruling party as the only solutions to comfort the public's fears.
Remembering the fear of the unknown is always the strongest fear.

[Chorus (repeat)]

We are not countries. We are not nations. We are not religions.
We are not gods. We are not weapons. We are not ammunition. We are not killers.
We will NOT be tools.

Mother fuckers
I will not die
I will not kill
I will not be your slave
I will not fight your battle
I will not die on your battlefield
I will not fight for your wealth
I am not a fighter
I am a human being!!!

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